This is the first chapter of Dill Matt.
Dill Matt is up against his worst foe in Dumb-Dumbville. Will Dill prevail?
Dill: I am a dumb dumb! Oooh, a quarter....
Villain: That's my quarter.
Dill: Says who?
Dill: Not Phil!
Phil got out his Ice Sword. Dill got out his Fire Sword.
Dill: I like pie.
Phil: Me too.
They charged at each other. Phil was burnt, Dill was frozen. Phil ran away with the quarter.
Dill drove after Phil in his van.
To be continued...